Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
