3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
vagina is talking i cant
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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