Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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