I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I came so hard my ears popped.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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