U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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