I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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