i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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