Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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