just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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