No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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