Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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