Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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