Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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