Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
