The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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