just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
