Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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