her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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