i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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