ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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