They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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