Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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