In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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