There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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