it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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