if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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