Rock
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Fuck
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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