"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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