omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish you could order shots online.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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