why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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