just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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