It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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