have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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