I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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