I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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