My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
God, I missed his penis.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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