Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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