I like my sex mixed with concussions.
no, he came in my armpit
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
