Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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