She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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