I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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