Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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