Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Barsexuality is the new black.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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