i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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