My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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