So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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