butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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