Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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