can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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