He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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