Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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