Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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