my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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