You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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