your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
okay pat passed out under dana's car
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I need to calm my uterus...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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