Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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