New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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