i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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